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The Fed’s Message on U.S. Dollar Uncertainties and the State of Bitcoin
The stage is set for a dramatic showdown between dollar collapse and crypto triumph.

Bitcoin and Crypto
Some overly optimistic analysts are predicting it could moonwalk to $100,000.

Cerebras’ Chips vs. Nvidia’s Chips
Nvidia’s stock took a nosedive last month after the company admitted its revenue growth is slowing down. 

Money

The Fed’s Message on U.S. Dollar Uncertainties and the State of Bitcoin

Bitcoin is riding high at around $60,000, propelled by a shaky U.S. dollar and a Federal Reserve poised to cut rates, which is giving the crypto market a serious case of the jitters.

As China threatens to drop a bitcoin bombshell and the greenback stumbles to 2024 lows, the stage is set for a dramatic showdown between dollar collapse and crypto triumph.

However, don’t hold your breath—historical trends suggest September is Bitcoin’s least favorite month, so the current rally might hit a speed bump.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs from BlackRock and Fidelity are making waves, adding some sizzle to the crypto steak in an otherwise turbulent market.

Cryptocurrency

Bitcoin and Crypto

2024 has been a banner year for crypto, with spot Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs rolling out like red carpet events in the financial world.

Bitcoin's price is currently basking at $63,900, and some overly optimistic analysts are predicting it could moonwalk to $100,000 by the end of the year—or even hit a staggering $500,000 by 2029.

Meanwhile, experts are predicting a wild ride for Bitcoin in 2025, with potential lows of $30,000 if a recession hits, but also the possibility of breaking through $100,000 if the stars align and the government plays nice.

On the meme side of things, Dogecoin's popularity shows no signs of cooling off, while the broader Ethereum ecosystem might see a surge thanks to an easing Fed and a growing appetite for decentralized finance.

Nvidia

Cerebras’ Chips vs. Nvidia’s Chips

Nvidia’s stock took a nosedive last month after the company admitted its revenue growth is slowing down—though it still holds a massive 80% share of the AI chip market.

With growth projections sliding from 122% to 80%, investors are left wondering if AI chip demand is fizzling or if competitors are nibbling at Nvidia’s dominance.

Meanwhile, Nvidia’s new Blackwell chips are facing some technical hiccups, while Cerebras Systems claims their chip is faster and cheaper, putting the pressure on Nvidia to up its game.

As Nvidia works to iron out these glitches, the question remains: will it continue to reign supreme, or will the competition prove too hot to handle?

Sports, Entertainment & Culture

Cristiano Ronaldo: Cristiano Ronaldo shut down rumors of retirement with a hearty laugh, declaring that criticism only fuels his drive to win and prove doubters wrong. As Portugal gears up for their Nations League opener, Ronaldo is as motivated as ever, insisting he'll keep rocking the national team until he’s forced off the pitch—or he decides it's time for a Formula One career instead.

Sir David Attenborough: The ageless naturalist who’s been broadcasting nature’s wonders while simultaneously dodging time itself, just snagged the Rothschild Medal for his six-decade-long love affair with The Wildlife Trusts. At 98, Sir David was spotted smiling, mingling, and scattering wildflower seeds like a conservation superhero at a low-key celebration where he claimed the medal, named after pioneering conservationists, was an honor worthy of his legendary career in natural history.

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Science and Technology

NASA’s Solar Sail: After a hiccup in its debut, NASA's solar sail system has finally spread its wings, proving that even space missions can have a second chance at success. Now fully unfurled to a size that rivals half a tennis court, this high-tech sail will use sunlight to gently nudge itself through the cosmos, making space travel look as breezy as a day at the beach—well, if that beach was floating 860 square feet above Earth.

The Cybertruck’s Travel Endurance: A gang of adventurers is taking their Cybertrucks on a wild ride from Florida to the Arctic Circle, proving that electric vehicles are good for more than just a short commute—they can handle epic road trips, too! They’re documenting every chilly charge and charging mishap with gusto, from freezing stops at the only charger for 150 miles to battling non-Tesla stations that are about as cooperative as a cat in a bath. Despite the frosty struggles, their journey is a thrilling showcase of EV endurance and a testament to how much fun it can be to brave the great, cold unknown with friends.

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Business & Markets

Hotel Workers Protest on Labor Day: As Labor Day weekend kicked off, 10,000 hotel workers hit the picket lines after Hilton, Hyatt, and Marriott failed to meet their demands for better pay and restored pre-pandemic staffing levels. From Boston to Honolulu, hotel guests might need to bring their own sheets, as workers protest low wages that force some to juggle multiple jobs just to afford the basics—talk about a room with a view of financial strain.

Nonalcoholic Beer: Nonalcoholic beer isn’t just a phase—it's the new frontier, driven by Gen Z's quest for mindful drinking and healthier living. Athletic Brewing is leading the charge, with an $800 million valuation and the title of the U.S.’s largest nonalcoholic beer brand. Cofounder Bill Shufelt, who ditched a finance career and never brewed a beer before, now finds himself as the savior of sober sippers everywhere, proving that sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to create an entirely new industry.

Intel: Intel is on a rollercoaster ride as CEO Pat Gelsinger is set to unveil a plan to trim the fat, potentially by offloading some assets and cutting back on spending. After a 9% stock surge fueled by rumors of selling its unprofitable foundry business, Intel still needs a miracle to reverse its 56% nosedive this year—so keep an eye on those key price levels as the stock either rebounds or continues its wild ride.